I kept my eyes trained on Daisy not wanting Clarice in on the Is Jules A Slut or A Tease? If So, Discuss, Powwow. Can you get the girls together after work?” “Don’t say f**k,” I said to Clarice and turned to Daisy. All the kids knew Vance and I were together and also likely knew Vance and I’d split up. “Fuck yeah,” Clarice said, smiling broadly at me. “This is so great,” she shouted then let me go and turned to Clarice. I didn’t jump with her as I was a head crackin’ mamma jamma and as such didn’t jump around like a girlie-freak.

Then she jumped up from the couch and grabbed onto my forearms with both of her hands and jumped up and down, her enormous head of teased-out platinum blonde hair bouncing with every jump (I didn’t look at her cle**age and luckily she didn’t either or there might have been blackened eyes). He’s sleeping at my house right now.”ĭaisy’s eyes got huge.

“Apparently Vance and I aren’t broken up. I didn’t know that much about Daisy but with what I did know, I decided she’d probably be a kickass mentor. I wondered about Daisy’s ability to be a mentor to a sixteen year old runaway. That right Clarice?” Daisy turned to Clarice. Gettin’ Clarice here to turn over a new leaf. It lost its allure after a three month stint in juvie. “I quit shop-liftin’ when I was thirteen. “Please tell me you paid for those,” I said, walking up to Daisy and Clarice. They both were wearing identical, fluffy, ice-blue, angora, v-neck sweaters, black (Clarice) and white (Daisy) cle**age bursting forth in abundance. My head swung toward the couches and I saw Daisy sitting with Clarice. I stormed through the doors at King’s carrying a bag full of two fat, foil-wrapped burritos. I escaped at lunch, doing a run at Chipotle for Andy and me. May had been busy in the kitchen and I didn’t have the opportunity to corner her to ask her opinion about Nick’s “teasing and jacking Vance around” concerns. I had a morning from hell, phone ringing off the hook, kids all over me wanting dirt on my now famous takedown of the furry pimp and his whores, word as usual travelling fast, the two skanks obviously had been talking appointments stacked up, I didn’t have a chance to breathe.

I didn’t know how Vance would feel about this but I hoped I could talk him into it because I really, really wanted to do ride-along.

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